Turdsout your water bottle needs shoes.
Turdsout "Clean your oral while shower" is a real choice they made.
Turdsout I don't have anything clever to say about this yet.
Turdsout knife sharpening is quite a ride.
Turdsout blending a smoothie in your car is what life is missing.
Turdsout Bissell has a pet foundation. That's good enough for us.
It's less than 35 bucks and they have a pet foundation. Who cares if it works?
Turdsout this sucks harder than a toothless popsicle tester.
Turdsout he was a dork.
Dude figured it out.
Turdsout the existential burden of holding your phone is behind us.
Turdsout you're not vain enough.
